February 2012
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me: you're really funny
me: thanks
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i live halfway across the earth
I'll just pretend what you said didn't hurt.
Jealousy will drive you mad.
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
New STD called, "feelings." Don't catch that shit.
